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Post by lmacconn on Sept 15, 2005 21:40:28 GMT -5
Michael (last name obscured) of Alexandria, VA. ETL Engineer (that's techie for computer programmer / database administrator, literally "Entry, Transform, Load Engineer) for IXI (which used to stand for something, but what it stood for was an illegal business name, so now it's just IXI) Corporation. My pleasures include watching over hell, enticing others to join me here, and playing Grand Theft Auto. I am not a Hedgehog, rather I am more like the Uncle who paid your way through college but molested you... er, wait, maybe that's the Uncle that nobody talks about... er, wait, maybe I'm just a Hog Uncle. I've known most of the hedgehogs for years before the hogs formed, and knew many of them many different ways before they got together in their vile plot to conquer the world, cover all the inhabitants in clay, place the clay in the pits of bonfires, and then peal off the clay and eat them. My girlfriend is Halls (Holly) who briefly met some of the hogs (particuliarly the few hours spent with Cubby and more than few hours with Vadrice the Impala and his lady Jenn // Guinevere) at the Md Renn Fest last year, and enjoyed not only the Festival but the Hogs as well. Unfortunately she lives in Wisconsin and I'm a fool for her, which pretty much kills my previous reasons for going to SCA events. I'm trying to get into SCA without hunting, but it's difficult. I keep a Live Journal and harass many Hedgehogs from there: www.livejournal.com/users/uilliam/
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Post by lmacconn on Sept 15, 2005 21:51:56 GMT -5
Name: Michael Age: 28 Current occupation: ETL Engineer Aspiring occupation: Retired Rich Person Status: Singlish Next of Kin: Parents - Mom & Dad. Sister - Brigid (Cecilia) Sister's Husband - Brian (Brian) Nephews - (will not mention as my sister would KILL ME IN HORRIBLE WAYS for posting any information about them online.) Hometown: Alexandria, VA Astrological sign: Scorpio Blog Address(es): www.livejournal.com/users/uilliam/ Live Journal (I don't know how you do links here yet, a href doesn't work, and I can't get url to link anywhere... I'm a deconstructor, not a constructor, of web information. Quote(s): "I AM THE DREAD CABIN BOY BUTTERCUP!!!" (There's a story behind that one, feel free to ask.) "Vaccus Meretrix" (curse used once used frequently, until one time I used upon someone who knew Latin, and she broke into tears and got very upset with me. There was actually a translation far more offensive than the one I had intended. I just thought I was calling someone an unemployed prostitute, not a vacant whore.) "Brrr-F*ck*n-ER B**tch" (I do it in Chappelle Show style, but it's funnier when the Hogfather does it. That white boy just can't curse.) "Do what to who for how many cookies?" (picked up from MY Household - COLDERWILD. Specfically from my house-sister Aurora Rey.)
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Post by lmacconn on Apr 4, 2007 15:25:06 GMT -5
Still Michael. moved to Frederick, MD about a year ago. now a Database Developer or some such title. ;D Got out of hell free. still like GTA, looking forward to GTA IV. Have other hobbies, most not that cool. still the Uncle who hopes to put some of you through college and/or molest you. Girlfriend went off long time ago. She got engaged to some guy up there in Wisconsin. I am currently single, currently so very very single. please help. Still have the LiveJournal. Still striving towards thinking my way to success and becoming a highly paid retired rich person. Not there yet.
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